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mitski-miyawakis:

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asociate:

one time when i was six i saw an infomercial claiming that their product would make you look ten years younger and my sister said she was gonna use it on me and i became really scared

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friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

college is just as ridiculous as everyone thinks it is

last term i was 35 minutes into the first day of a roman society class and there was this dude eating burritos in the third row, and the prof asked him a question and the dude just went “i would love to answer, but it just occured to me this is NOT honours environmental economics” and stood up and left

this reminds me of the time i was in a design class at 8 in the morning and about halfway through a lecture a kid calmly stood up from his table, cut off the teacher, and said in the most exasperated, defeated tone: “my class is at 8 at night. this isn’t my class. i don’t…i don’t need to be here”

and then he kinda just left

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